We went to Spain on Holiday
But we didn’t like it
a bit
The
local supermarket
Didn’t even sell a
proper biscuit
We went to Spain on Holiday
But we didn’t like it
a bit
The
local supermarket
Didn’t even sell a
proper biscuit
We went on holiday to Spain
But the shopkeepers
couldn’t be lazier
The shops closed in
the afternoon
I ran out of fags
during the Siesta
We went on holiday to Spain
The taxi drivers were
a nightmare
All of them were
Spanish
Now how can that be
fair?
We went on holiday to Goa in India
We won’t go back in a
hurry
I was disgusted to
find that almost
Every restaurant
served curry
I always wear a seat belt
Even though they do constrict
But I couldn't work out
how
To do it up and then
it clicked
I went away to a third world country in secret
Because I knew the British
doctors would scoff
So, I went ahead and
had a cheap circumcision
But although it was a
lot cheaper it was a rip off
Are you wearing a sombrero?
Have you been
somewhere in the sun?
I was told you were in
Cahoots
I didn’t believe it for
a second hon.
I told them you can’t
go there alone
You have to be there
with someone.
“Don’t pick up hitchhikers”
I was told “don’t do
it ever”
Unless of course it
was you
Who actually ran them
over
The world has become a smaller place
And it will
never be a big world again
But wherever
you go things are the same
I wish I
could uninvent the Aeroplane
An empty tango
Tin can
Propelled by
A careless hand
Through the window
As the car sped
Set it dancing
The tin can fandango
In balletic style
It rhythmically moves
Doing the
The litterbug
Jitterbug
I was stuck in traffic
And cursing they delay
And whatever problem
That was in the way
There was an accident
Bike versus van
Resulting in Life changing
Injuries To a man
And my one concern
Had been the
inconvenience
But though I was late
I was not as a
consequence
Left unable to walk
Or injured in anyway
Yes, I was late for
work
But I was still ok
Under a slate grey sky
Or against a back drop
of blue
Crossing bridges
Over river and stream
Thru woods and fields
Onward and upward
Over hill and vale
Riding the rails
The Locomotive speeds
Across the countryside
The marvel of the age
It was at Southwaite services
Where I stopped though
in a rush
And experienced for
the first time
The disconcerting
autoflush
I’m sure it’s quite an
innovation
But it doesn’t work
for me
When auto flush
sprinkled my
Undercarriage Mid
delivery
Are you wearing a seat belt?
Well, you must as it’s
the law
Yes, I know its
confining
But not as much as a
mortuary draw
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where
to go
One possibility is in
Suspense
That makes the
adrenalin flow
I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable
The people suffered
poverty and starvation
All the inhabitant had
to live in their cars
It was the first time
I’d come across an in-car-nation
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where
to go
What if I end up in
Capable
I find that that’s
often where I go
I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable
Who have a novel approach
to automation
You are not prohibited
to own a motor car
Unless it is Pink,
making them a Pink Car-nation
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where
to go
I have never been in
Flexible
But I really don’t
know
I think it’s important
to stand firm
So I would have to say
no
I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable
Who have a novel approach
to automation
You are not prohibited
to own a motor car
Unless it is Red,
making them a Red Car-nation