NOW I KNOW I’VE REACH ROCK BOTTOM

 

Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom

It must be due to my personality

I just got in my car and I discovered

And even the Satnav’s not talking to me

ON THE JOURNEY TO WORK

 

On the journey to work

I had a nightmare

But I woke up before I ran

Anyone down to be fair

I ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT

 

I always wear a seat belt

Even though they do constrict

But I couldn't work out how

To do it up and then it clicked

WHEN I IGNORED THE SATNAV

 

When I ignored the Satnav

I actually heard it scoff

And when I said “I’ll go my way”

It told me to sod off

I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC

I was stuck in traffic

And cursing they delay

And whatever problem

That was in the way

 

There was an accident

Bike versus van

Resulting in Life changing

Injuries To a man

 

And my one concern

Had been the inconvenience        

But though I was late

I was not as a consequence

 

Left unable to walk

Or injured in anyway

Yes, I was late for work

But I was still ok

STAY, STAY, STAY

 

Conscious of the danger to an animal

Being left inside a parked car

A woman opened the car window

So, her puppy could get some air

But the little pup saw the open window

As a route to escape the car

And the woman had to stop

Before she had got very far

She stood and pointed at the dog

Firmly saying stay, stay, stay

A woman of the blonde persuasion

Was watching her from some distance away

But she had to keep repeating it

Until she felt it safe to go

The blonde woman shouted to her

“You can use the hand brake you know”