SENORITA

 

There is something about my girlfriend,

Which you’ll notice when you meet her,

She comes from Spain and only has

A single tooth in her mouth, her name is Juanita

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD #10

 

While we were in Spain

I bought a Rolex from an Algerian

Which turned out to be a fake

I’ll never see those 10 Euros again

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 7

 

When we were in Spain there

Were a lot of foreigners there 

And they all spoke Spanish

Which I don’t think is fair

I WAS HANGING OUT BY THE POOL

 

I was hanging out by the pool

When I was on holiday in Spain

But someone kindly let me know

So, I tucked it back in again

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 4

 

We went to Spain on Holiday

But we didn’t like it a bit

The local supermarket

Didn’t even sell a proper biscuit

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 3

 

We went on holiday to Spain

But the shopkeepers couldn’t be lazier

The shops closed in the afternoon

I ran out of fags during the Siesta

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 2

 

We went on holiday to Spain

The taxi drivers were a nightmare

All of them were Spanish

Now how can that be fair?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 304

 

There was a Ship sailed away to Spain

All the way there it was lashed with rain

And when they arrived at last in Spain

Where the rain didn’t fall in the main

As Higgins suggested on the plain

SENORITA

 

There is something about my girlfriend,

Which you’ll notice when you meet her,

She comes from Spain and only has

A single tooth in her mouth, her name is Juanita