We were eating at an Indian restaurant
When we received news
of the trauma
We all found it very
distressing
My naan had slipped
into a Korma
We were eating at an Indian restaurant
When we received news
of the trauma
We all found it very
distressing
My naan had slipped
into a Korma
We went on holiday to Goa in India
We won’t go back in a
hurry
I was disgusted to
find that almost
Every restaurant
served curry
When my grandfather was a boy
No Curry houses
existed near or far
In order to go out for
an Indian
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted
curry powder
Thinking it was
cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s
got a dicky Tikka
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted
curry powder
Thinking it was
cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s still in a Korma
He had the Tarka Vindaloo
The rotter
It’s like Chicken
Vindaloo
But its otter