Showing posts with label Curry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Curry. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 February 2023

WE WERE EATING AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

 

We were eating at an Indian restaurant

When we received news of the trauma

We all found it very distressing

My naan had slipped into a Korma

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 1

 

We went on holiday to Goa in India

We won’t go back in a hurry

I was disgusted to find that almost

Every restaurant served curry

Wednesday, 24 August 2022

CURRYING FAVOUR

When my grandfather was a boy

No Curry houses existed near or far

In order to go out for an Indian

He would’ve had to go to India

Tuesday, 16 August 2022

A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 2

A foreign student from Calcutta

Accidentally snorted curry powder

Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer

He survived but he’s got a dicky Tikka

Monday, 15 August 2022

A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 1

A foreign student from Calcutta

Accidentally snorted curry powder

Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer

He survived but he’s still in a Korma 

Saturday, 2 July 2022

VINDALOO

 

He had the Tarka Vindaloo

The rotter

It’s like Chicken Vindaloo

But its otter