In class one day a boy named Benny
Needed to go to the
toilet suddenly
So, he called out
loudly to Miss
“Please I really need
to take a piss”
The teacher said “No
you must wait”
“The correct word to
use is urinate”
If you use “urinate”
in a sentence correctly
I will allow you to go
to the lavatory
And so thought the boy
called Benny
Desperate now to spend
a penny
“You're an eight miss” says young Ben
“But if you had bigger
tits, you'd be a TEN!”
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