Tuesday, 25 January 2022

OFFSPRING

A woman knows all about her children

She knows their likes and dislikes,

Who their friends are and who they fancy

Their illness’s, ailments and allergies

 

She knows the dates of all their matches

Drop off and pick up, Home and away

She knows about appointments for hospital

As well as Doctor, optical and dental

 

She knows about their favourite foods

And the things that make them sick

She knows what scares them and why

And what makes them laugh and cry

 

She knows all about their hopes and dreams

And what they may look for in a spouse

While a man on the other hand, is vaguely aware

Of some short people living in the house.

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