BYE, BYE, EVERYONE, BYE, BYE

 

Sooty is 60 years old now

And has had a long career

But behind the sweet façade

There lurks a secret I fear

Sooty and co-star Sweep

Were rivals for the love of Soo

This caused bitter resentment

Still unresolved between the two

Soo’s on screen persona

Was all sweetness and light

But being fought over

Brought her great delight

But this well kept secret

Is not the only one you see

There is another scandal

Lurking to embarrass Sooty

Despite Soo’s on screen image

Off screen she was quite wild

And the dirty little Panda

Had Sooty’s glove child