PAM AND SUE (sisters rewrite)

 

I’ve met strange girls

In this life of mine

When seeking company

From time to time

Strange like the sisters

That once I knew

Two sisters known

As Pam and Sue

 

Now Pam was the oldest

As a matter of fact

And she had blonde hair

Right down her back

That sounds all right

You would have said

But it grew down her back

And not on her head

 

Now Sue was the younger

It has to be said

And she wasn’t blonde

She was a red head

And when I saw her

I was filled with dread

She had no hair

Just a very red head

 

I’ve met strange girls

In this life of mine

When seeking company

From time to time

But none since the sisters

That once I knew

Who went by the names

Of Pam and Sue