Friday, 28 January 2022

DON’T THROW ME ON THE SCRAP HEAP

 

Don’t throw me on the scrap heap

Just because I’m old

I still have talent and skills to offer

If I may be so bold

My talent is called multi-tasking

Or so I’ve been led to believe

And I can simultaneously wet myself

And laugh, cough, fart and sneeze

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