BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT

 

Britain’s got talent

Of that there’s no doubt

Britain’s got talent

The secret is finally out

 

Britain’s got talent

In depth and variety

Britain’s got talent

For every one to see

 

But apart from talent shows

And the Royal Variety

There is no outlet

For these acts on TV

 

Where it not for Blackpool

And Lakeside in Frimley

There would be no outlet at all

For our wonderful variety

 

So Simon Cowell

Master of the TV franchise

Give us more variety on TV

As a feast for our eyes

 

Britain has got talent

An unseen depth of it

But it doesn’t matter

If we never get to see it