THE WHITE HORSE IN

 

A white horse walked into a pub

And ordered a pint and some grub

The barman was taken by surprise

At first, he couldn’t believe his eyes

And although at first, he was unsure

He soon recovered his composure

Not used to a horse in this location

He tried a to start up a conversation

He said, “I don’t know if you knew

We have a whisky named after you”

“Really?” the horse asked curiously

“You have a whisky named Jeremy?”