I’ve been going out with this nurse
And
you know what they say about them
I
think it must be an old wife’s tale
Because
I can’t get my hand past her hem
I
haven’t had my tongue in her throat
And
I can’t even get my hand up her jumper
I’m
never ever going to give her one
So,
I think I’m going to have to dump her
And
that’s a bit of a shame really
Because
her figure is really quite super
She
must work in the private sector
Because
she definitely won’t let me BUPA
