A man had had far too much to drink
Now
I must go home he began to think
He
tried to stand up and fell to the floor
So,
he decided to crawl out of the door
Then
after a little fresh air he tried again
But
he fell face down in the drain again
“I
will never get up” to himself he said
I
won’t try again Ill crawl home instead
His
wife found him on the step asleep
“I
went for a drink” he said like a sheep
“And
I know what made you crawl so far
Your
wheelchair is still in the public bar”
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