Bessie Bell and Mary Gray,
They were two bonnie lasses:
They built their house upon the lea,
And were visited by flashers
Wednesday 31 August 2022
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR THE CRAIC?
Are you wearing it for the craic?
Surely the
convent will want it back
It’s your
habit? Well, that’s a twister
Get away
with you, you’re never a sister
Well, I say
you’re too lovely to be a nun
But if I’m wrong,
I’ll be getting none
PUT DOWN # 51
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Say to him
if boredom persists
"The
fact that no one understands you
Doesn’t
mean that you're an artist."
THE WORLD HAS BECOME A SMALLER PLACE
The world has become a smaller place
And it will
never be a big world again
But wherever
you go things are the same
I wish I
could uninvent the Aeroplane
SENT TO THE HEADMASTERS OFFICE
When I used to be sent to the headmaster’s office
I knew that
the punishment would never be as bad
As having
the ignominy of going and explaining my
Behaviour to
my disappointed mum and dad
THE INTERNET CAN BE A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example,
the gambling sites on the net
Where eager
Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a
shirt in order to lose it on a bet
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