Journey to our Autumn years
In my loving company
Let us age together
like old port
Or mature like a piece
of Brie
What joys the future
holds
If you spend your life
with me
Journey to our Autumn years
In my loving company
Let us age together
like old port
Or mature like a piece
of Brie
What joys the future
holds
If you spend your life
with me
A bachelor is so defined
As a man who doesn’t marry
When he is perfectly able
And as a result of bachelorhood
They miss the perfect opportunity
Men are all the same
Let’s say that from the start
They have different faces
But only to tell them apart
Like distinguishing marks
And another alarming fact
If, all men are created equal
How sad is that?
Another birthday has arrived
Happy birthday we all
shout
The cake is a mass of
candles
A milestone year
without doubt
Just be sure you wish
for strength
To blow all the
candles out
Well congratulations are in order
Two superheroes have
tied the knot
The Invisible Man has
just got married
To the Invisible Woman
and why not
But I would offer to
the happy couple
This note of caution,
I would suggest
They avoid at all
costs having a brat
Because it will be
nothing to look at
I’ve always been paranoid
That I will admit
And for many years
I’ve been getting help
with it
Now to a life of deafness
I have been condemned
And I know people talk
about me
But now I can’t hear
them
She drove in the exit as I drove out
And I hit her car with a mighty clout
With a chorus of colourful language
She got out to inspect the damage
Her hair was pulled back from her face
Eyes bulging as if sprayed with mace
Skin tighter than the string of a bow
As if she’d had her head out the window
I wasn’t sure if she was injured or ok
Or if her face always looked that way
I inquired if she was injured or hurt
Her response was certainly quite curt
Then I pointed out she was at fault
And she reared up like an angry colt
We exchange details insurance and such
And got in my car and wished her luck
I pointed out her horse like behaviour
And the extent of her driving failure
She was a very long way past miffed
The angry girl with the Croydon facelift