FOGHORN’S MILD MANNERED COUSIN

 

Foghorn’s mild mannered cousin

Is a newspaper correspondent 

For the Chicken House Gazzette

And his cousins’ name is Kluck Kent

SUPER HEROES COME

 

Superheroes come

In all shapes and forms

Which is fair enough

But what kind of hero

Is Iron Man,

Ironing isn’t even tough

WEDDING SUPER

 

Well congratulations are in order

Two superheroes have tied the knot

The Invisible Man has just got married

To the Invisible Woman and why not

But I would offer to the happy couple

This note of caution, I would suggest

They avoid at all costs having a brat

Because it will be nothing to look at