EYE CANDY

 

If you are the type of woman

Who abhors being ogled by men

Then just remember this adage

When your next ogled by men

It’s far better to be looked over

Than overlooked - so think again

WELL OIL BE

 

It says on the label corn oil is made from corn

And vegetable oil is made out of vegetable

But to find the contents of baby oil I am unable

MASCARA

Why can't women

Has anyone ever supposed?

Put on mascara

With their mouth closed?

SACHNUSSEN’S LAW

 

If someone owns some land

Is there some rule or law?

To determine if they own it

All the to the earth’s core

IN THE MOOD

Not wishing to be rude

But men only have one mood

One mood how sublime

One mood all the bloody time

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN

 

It's Great to Be a Man when

We are in need of refreshment

Because we never have to drive

To another service establishment

Because the toilets at the last one

Smelt just a little bit unpleasant

Q & A AGAIN

 

Now I’m getting on yearly

I know all the answers nearly

It’s an irrelevant suggestion

As nobody asks the question