ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER EYE LASHES?

 

Are you wearing glitter eye lashes?

It’s a very interesting look

Not enough people make themselves

Appear ridiculous in my book

ARE YOU WEARING A SINGLE FAKE EYELASH?

 

Are you wearing a single fake eyelash?

I’m almost certain there should be two

What happened to the other one?

Did someone beat it to death with a shoe?

ARE YOU WEARING A FACE PACK?

 

Are you wearing a face pack?

Hello it is you under there?

I know how to check, I’ll cop a feel

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare

That was quite a hand full

So that’s not my wife under there

ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYE LASHES?

 

Are you wearing false eye lashes?

You haven’t worn them before?

It’s just the way you’ve put them on

Makes you look like a Labrador

ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?

 

Are you wearing lipstick?

Well to avoid looking like a dipstick

You might want to adjust it a bit

Maybe you could tone it down

Before you go off to town

You don’t want to look like a clown

MASCARA

Why can't women

Has anyone ever supposed?

Put on mascara

With their mouth closed?