Saturday, 17 July 2021

I HAVE A LITTLE RIDDLE FOR YOU

 

I have a little riddle for you

If you would like to play?

It has two eyes and smokes

Give up? – The answer is Pompeii

Friday, 16 July 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE LADY VANISHES (1938)

 

“The Lady Vanishes” is a thriller based on the story “The Wheel Spins” by Ethel Lina White and directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

While travelling in continental Europe, a rich young playgirl, Iris Matilda Henderson (Margaret Lockwood), her friends Blanche and Julie (Googie Withers and Sally Stewart) are stranded in the mountainous European country of Mandrika, along with the rest of the passengers on a scheduled train delayed for 24 by a day due to an avalanche, and as a result they are forced to spend the night in an overcrowded Inn.

The next day Iris says goodbye to her girlfriends before heading back to England to get married but she receives a blow to the head from a falling flower pot and a middle aged English governess named Miss Froy (Dame May Whitty) takes her under her wing, and they spend some time in the dining car before taking their seats in their compartment where Iris promptly falls asleep.

When she wakes up Miss Froy is nowhere to be seen and she knew she was on the train but none of the people who saw them together will corroborate her story and she is universally dismissed and a possible concussion is cited as the cause.

Only one person is prepared to humour her, an Englishman named Gilbert Redman (Michael Redgrave), a musicologist, but will his help be enough to find Miss Froy?

 

As you would expect with a Hitchcock Classic there is a depth of quality in the cast to drive the story, Cecil Parker and Linden Travers as the Todhunter’s, Basil Radford and Naunton Wayne as Charters and Caldicott, Catherine Lacy as the Nun and Mary Clare as Baroness Athona all contribute to a great film.

THE WISDOM OF OLD AGE # 11

 

Every day you should reach out

And touch someone

People love that human touch

It’s for everyone

Holding hands, a warm hug

Or just a pat on the back and its done

IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME TRIP

 

It was a once in a lifetime trip

That the site suggested you buy

However, the trip was to Dignitas

But I suppose the advert didn’t lie

ENTERTAINMENT THESE DAYS

 

Entertainment these days t is nothing

But sex and violence, it appears to me

So is it really any surprise that I don’t

Have the time to watch films or TV

BUTTON MUSHROOMS

 

Button mushrooms

Are really not for us

Because we prefer

Humongous Fungus

HE IS OF VERY NOBLE LINEAGE

 

He is of very noble lineage

Dating from the 11th century

And is so posh he considers

The Royal’s to be new money