HOT OR COLD?

 

I’ve always wondered,

Which is faster, Hot or cold?

In the end, I chose hot,

Because you can catch cold

 

I WENT ONLINE TODAY AND ORDERED A CHICKEN

 

I went online today and ordered a Chicken

And my wife ordered an Egg on Amazon

I guess we’ll get the answer to the conundrum

BEGINS WITH AN O

 

What starts with an “O”

And ends with “nions”

And can make you cry

The answer is opinions

FROM WHAT CAN YOU TAKE AWAY

 

From what can you take away

The whole and still have some?

Is an interesting riddle isn’t it

And the answer is wholesome

A PAIR OF THERMOMETERS

 

What is the difference?

Between a pair of thermometers

Take your time don’t haste

One is oral the other rectal

It’s very simple really

The difference is the taste

THE REASON THAT THE OLD MAN

 

The reason that the old man

Fell in the well?

Was simply because

He couldn't see very well

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 16

 

How do you get two

Whales in a car? just Start in

England and drive west.

I HAVE A LITTLE RIDDLE FOR YOU

 

I have a little riddle for you

If you would like to play?

It has two eyes and smokes

Give up? – The answer is Pompeii