A girl goes to the doctor in some distress
What’s the problem or do I have to guess?
I keep singing the green, green grass of home
That sounds to me like Tom Jones syndrome
Is it very common to sing the songs of a star?
Well, it's not unusual to tell the truth Delilah
My video recorder is on the blink
The things possessed I’m in no doubt
It records the programs I don’t like
And plays them back when I go out
A man takes his prize pig to see the vet and says
My pig is cross-eyed can you help in some way?
So, he picks the pig up and examines her eyes
Then checks her teeth and then finally he sighs
“I think I’m going to have to put her down now”
“For being cross-eyed?” “No coz she's a heavy sow”
In the dentist’s chair I lie
I am not brave I think I’ll cry
He turns to me my tooth to fill
I start to sweat I hear the drill
I reach around and grab his crutch
I begin to squeeze but not too much
I move my gaze his eyes to view
If you hurt me then I’ll hurt, you
Did anyone else see David Pegg?
You should have heard Alexander Begg?
Was
anyone else watching Emma Peel?
I
didn’t think I’d ever see Andrew Neal?
Does anyone know is George Nigh?
You
should have seen Kevin Tighe?
Does
anyone know does James Bridle?
I
have often wondered was Eric Idle?
Would anyone know did Michael Ley?
I
guess you’ll never know Brian May?
What
do you think was Henry Cruel?
You
should have seen Pete Duel?
Does
anyone recall did Jason Fear?
Did
anyone notice that Edward Leer?
Can
anyone remember was Diane Keen?
I’m
curious to know where has Sean Bean?
You
should have watched John Thaw?
I
have often wondered is Sandie Shaw?
I’m
curious to know was Jonathon Swift?
Does
anyone know can Oliver Twist?
I
didn’t think I’d ever hear James Whale?
I
would have liked to see Alexi Sayle?
You
should have heard Willy Russell?
I
can hardly wait to see Darcy Bussle?
What
do you think was Damian Duff?
Did
anyone notice was Alan Rough?
I’m
interested to know can Ben Gunn?
Does
anyone recall was David Dunn?
Did
anyone notice was Sean Kerley?
I’ve
always wondered was George Burley?
You should have watched Robin Cook?
Did
anyone see what Barry Took?
“The Poseidon Adventure” is an action thriller disaster movie, screenplay by Stirling Silliphant and Wendell Mayes from the Novel by Paul Gallico and Directed by Ronald Neame.
The
story takes place aboard the SS Poseidon,
an aged luxury liner on her final voyage from New York City to Athens before
being sent to the scrapyard.
However
the new owners pressurise Captain Harrison (Leslie Nielsen) to push the
Poseidon to her limits to save on the dismantling fees at their destination and
as a result, on New Year's Eve, she is hit by a tidal wave which completely
capsized her, so that all the internal rooms are suddenly upside down with the
Passengers and crew trapped inside.
From
the ensuing chaos a rebellious Priest Reverend Scott (Gene Hackman) takes a
mixed band of survivors on a journey through the bowels of the ship in an
attempt to survive.
The
film won two Academy Awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA, and a Motion Picture
Sound Editors Award, aided in no small way by a fine Ensemble cast including,
Ernest Borgnine, Jack Albertson, Shelley Winters, Red Buttons, Carol Lynley,
Roddy McDowall, Stella Stevens, Pamela Sue Martin, Arthur O'Connell and Eric
Shea.
I've been searching all my life
For
miss right to be my wife
At last,
I find the one, I think
I’m
wed before I’ve time to blink
Alas,
regret for all my days
For
her first name is “always”
