I’VE GOT VERY SENSITIVE TEETH

 

I’ve got very sensitive teeth

But I can do nothing bold

I can’t tell the dentist because

They’d be upset that I’d told

I PHONED THE DENTIST IN SOME DISTRESS

I phoned the dentist in some distress

And I had to get a bit shirty

The receptionist finally booked me

An appointment at Tooth Hurty.

MY COUSIN IS AN ORTHODONTIST

 

My cousin is an orthodontist

In the American deep south

I don’t think he’s happy, as he

Always looks down in the mouth

THE INVENTOR OF DENTAL FLOSS

 

The inventor of dental floss

Was honoured and hailed

When a piece of commemorative

Plaque was unveiled

YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 2

 

You have a really dazzling smile

But teeth shouldn’t be that white

Is it because you run them thru

The dishwasher at night

YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 1

You have a really dazzling smile

But teeth shouldn’t be that white

That they act like a hi-vis vest

When you go out at night

LIVING FROM HAND TO MOUTH

 

She was a manicurist

He was a dentist

And when they wed

It was widely said

That they couldn’t fail

But they fight tooth and nail

DANIELLE ASKED RAY

 

Danielle asked Ray

“How was your check up today?

Was everything ok?”

Ray replied rather glum

“All was going fine, ho hum

Then he stuck his finger up my bum”

Danielle tried to reassure

“Well, that’s standard procedure

Yes of course I’m sure”

Ray said “if you insist

Then for now I will persist

And stay with the same Dentist”

THE BUDDHIST AT THE DENTIST

The Buddhist monk

Following dental examination

Refused an injection

For his required dental extrication

Instead, he chose to

Transcend dental medication

I’VE GOT VERY SENSITIVE TEETH

 

I’ve got very sensitive teeth

But I can do nothing bold

I can’t tell the dentist because

They’d be upset that I’d told

AAAH DENTIST

 

I went to the dentist

And was called by his receptionist

I stepped in not getting far

When he said “Say Aaah” 

“Why?” I instantly replied

He said “because my dog died”

THE DENTISTS CHAIR

 

In the dentist’s chair I lie

I am not brave I think I’ll cry

He turns to me my tooth to fill

I start to sweat I hear the drill

I reach around and grab his crutch

I begin to squeeze but not too much

I move my gaze his eyes to view

If you hurt me then I’ll hurt, you