Times are bad and getting worse
And I’m shocked at the
severity
As the light at the
end of the tunnel
Has been turned off
due to austerity
Times are bad and getting worse
And I’m shocked at the
severity
As the light at the
end of the tunnel
Has been turned off
due to austerity
Amidst the terrible tragedy
Sadiq smiled, to his eternal
shame
But the reason for that
was
That he had found
someone to blame
After almost fifty years of labour
I have failed to get
ahead even a bit
Because I started out
with nothing,
And I find that I
still have most of it
For little Sadiq, appearing big
Is the name of the game
So, if its bad news, photo
op boy
Is on scene to apportion
blame,
If it’s good he’s
there, so that
All the praise is his
to claim
Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish First Minister
Says she want’s
independence from Westminster
But it’s illogical,
she’s just flexing her muscles
As Scotland will
become dependent on Brussels
There’s been a lot of talk lately
In the media about blue on blue
But it shouldn’t be a surprise
Because that’s Smurf porn for you
If Lawyers can be disbarred
then will fishermen be debated?
Will magicians be disillusioned?
And politicians denominated?
Corbyn! Leading the labour party
They couldn’t have got
it wronger
I wouldn’t have voted
for him
To lead the conference
party conga
I visited Nigel Farage’s garden
Well, it was hardly
National Trust
The patch of lawn was
really shit
But the borders were
very robust
WASP is an acronym for
"White
Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
The target demographic
for UKIP
And Nigel Farage has
their scent
Are you wearing elfish ears?
It’s a very interesting feature
Though more appropriate
On a woodland creature
And not really suitable
For one in your position
You are let me remind you
The leader of the opposition
I really enjoyed our date
I’m so glad that you
rang
It was a brilliant Guy
Fawkes
Night that ended with
a bang
Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason,
and plot
For that was the day
Guy Fawkes failed
To blow up the bloody
lot
Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?
Hoping to get coins in
your cap
“Penny for the guy” is
that the aim?
Well, you’re losing out
to that wino chap
My Bonfire night cracker
Always good for a
thrill
My favourite little
sparkler
I like to call “Catherine
will”
Bangers and sparklers
Weren’t the fireworks
At the Bonfire night party
But the girls I
invited
Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason, and plot.
They had the right approach back then
Blow up the bloody lot
It provides far more problems
Than any solutions it
brings
For communism doesn't
work
As people like to own
things
George Washington chopped down
His father's favourite
cherry tree,
Then George admitted
doing it
He was rewarded for
his honesty
When his father didn't
punish him
Well, those are the
accepted facts
But I think we should
consider
That George was still
holding the ax
Parliament enacts the Laws
To legislate our
behaviour
Police officers patrol
the streets
To enforce the law
Then the court system
shows us
The error of our ways
Well, that’s the
theory anyway
Politicians call the
tunes
And the police cherry
pick
The laws that they
enforce
And the crown
prosecution service
Take only the cases
they can win
Or that make them look
good
And all three elements
Play to the media