I WAS DRINKING IN A BAR WHEN

 

I was drinking in a bar when

A Smurf walked into view

And the smiling bartender

Said 'hey man why so blue?'

THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF TALK LATELY

 

There’s been a lot of talk lately

In the media about blue on blue

But it shouldn’t be a surprise

Because that’s Smurf porn for you