IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 1

 

If Lawyers can be disbarred

then will fishermen be debated?

Will magicians be disillusioned?

And politicians denominated?

ESKIMO FISHERMEN

Eskimo fishermen sat shivering in their kayak

So, they lit a fire in the craft to warm the two

And it immediately sank, proving once and for all

That you can't have your kayak and heat it too

WITH SALT WATER BLOOD

 

With saltwater blood

The valiant mariners

Are bound to the sea

By unseen chains

And serve their mistress

In sun and rain

But when gales blow

And storm and tempest

Batters and bloodies

They pray to the master

To be carried to shore

And when land sits

Beneath their feet

They crave a deck

And a rolling sea

And are drawn back

To their mistress

SUSHI

 

Sushi is officially now a delicacy

That’s what they say at any rate

It’s known to the rest of the world

However, and to fishermen as bait