MY UNCLE TRAINS ANIMALS

 

My Uncle trains animals

To be honest he’s a bit of a bore

He has one dog that does magic tricks

It’s a labracadabrador

ARE YOU WEARING A MAGICIAN’S HAT?

Are you wearing a magician’s hat?

Are you in the magic circle sphere?

But I have been wondering why

You made your clothes disappear

MY FATHER WAS A MAGICIAN

 

My father was a magician

Well, not really a magician

But he did disappeared a lot

To avoid the law like as not

IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 1

 

If Lawyers can be disbarred

then will fishermen be debated?

Will magicians be disillusioned?

And politicians denominated?

A YOUNG MAN GOT MUGGED

 

A young man got mugged

By a magician last year

He took a wallet, a watch,

And the coin from behind his ear

MY UNCLE TRAINS ANIMALS

 

My Uncle trains animals

To be honest he’s a bit of a bore

He has one dog that does magic tricks

It’s a labracadabrador

I’VE BEEN SIGNED UP FOR A COURSE

 

I’ve been signed up for a course

Which I don’t like one bit

As it’s all about escapology

And I'm struggling to get out of it

MY UNCLE TRAINS ANIMALS

 

My Uncle trains animals

To be honest he’s a bit of a bore

He has one dog that does magic tricks

It’s a labracadabrador

YOU’LL LIKE THIS

 

My uncle Henry is a magician

And he’s also an undertaker

If you saw his act, you’d know

Because he says Abra Cadaver