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George was unhappy

With his wife’s erratic mood swings

And his work mates

Told him of the benefit s of mood rings

So, he went out a bought one

So, he might monitor her mood

He had his reservations

And he thought the idea quite crude

But when she was in a good mood

The stone in the ring turned bright red

And when in a bad mood

It left a huge bruise on his forehead

He came to the conclusion

That he would throw away the mood ring

And try a new tack

Such as buying her a diamond ring