George loved his wife Elsie dearly
They’d been married 40
years nearly
George loved her from
the very first look
But sadly Elsie was a
desperate cook
To her great credit it
didn’t deter her
From preparing a
variety of fare
One day she served
something cordon bleu
Which caused George to
sit and stare
It was truly awful
even just to look at
Some burnt, some raw
and swimming in fat
Reluctantly he took a
taste of the presentation
And gave it to his dog
without hesitation
Then immediately after
eating some
The dog started
licking at his bum
“Why is he doing
that?" she said in disgust
As the dog did what
all dogs must
George replied quite
straight faced
“He’s trying to get
rid of the taste”
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