STAN THE MAN

 

Now my little mate Stan

Casts no shadow on the floor

While I’m a well-made man

Of eighteen stone or more

 

And my little mate Stan

Stands only five foot four

While I’m a very tall man

And hit my head on the door

 

So now my little mate Stan

Looks like a famine survivor

Whereas I on the other hand

Look like I caused it for sure