Wednesday, 3 February 2021

POLLIDAY

 

My sons on holiday right now

He’s left his home in tooting

He’s gone somewhere in Africa

Saying he was going parachuting

 

I was surprised when he told me

Because he suffers from vertigo

It’s not his normal kind of trip

But I admire him for having a go

 

He’s never mentioned an interest

Before in the sport of parachuting

I will ask him how he got on

When he’s back at home in tooting

 

He’s never been very adventurous

When it comes to eating either

So I was taken by surprise when

He said he’d eaten parrot burger

 

How did you get on with the vertigo?

I asked when he was home in tooting

What are you on about mother?

What’s that got to do with shooting

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