Wednesday, 3 February 2021

CRIMINAL RECORDS

 

The metropolitan police arrested a man

He wasn’t a Londoner he was from Iran

What’s his form they would like to know

There’s nothing about him at the C.R.O.

They decided to call the police in Tehran

To see if they had anything on the man

And he had a record in Iran you know

According to those at the Iranian C.R.O.

Two previous convictions for a start

In a box were a hand and a private part

With two priors don’t let him escape

He had one for theft and one for rape

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