Men are changing into women
So the Scientists fear
Due to the presence of
Female hormones in the beer
To test the theory
A hundred men were asked to sink
Eight pints of beer
Within one hour each had to drink
After the test the following
Was observed in all the men
They talked excessively
Without making sense and then
Argued over nothing,
Couldn't drive and Gained weight
Refused to apologize
And had to sit down to urinate
Then became emotional
And couldn’t think rationally
No further testing was
Considered necessary, naturally
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