There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
Well, that’s not
strictly true he travelled there in style
After all what is the
point of being a crooked man
If you can’t live it
good and large when you can
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
Well, that’s not
strictly true he travelled there in style
After all what is the
point of being a crooked man
If you can’t live it
good and large when you can
My doctor was very frank
When discussing my
fitness
He said to me without
humour
“What fits your busy
schedule best?
Exercising for one
hour each day, or
Being dead for twenty-four”
I do have a favourite;
I like them with a predisposition
Basically, I like them
dirty
And prepared for any
position
I love Commando Jo
And nudie Trudy
Above the knee Fi
And rudie Judy
I love on her back
Jack
The leer-er Vera
Back-alley Sally
And in the rear Greer
I love fellatia
Felicia
The giver of head
Pork me Courtney
And three in a bed
Winifred
I always loved the A-Team
A force for good
Coming to the rescue
All guns blazing
But no one ever got
shot
Hannibal Smith was the
brains
B.A.Baracus the brawn
Face was the fixer,
And howling mad
Murdock
Well need I say more
Well, they’re coming
back
In a newish sort of version
Well, a Jewish sort of
version
Called the Oy Vey team
With Chaim Schmitt
BA Barabbas
Fizzog and Kinda
Miffed Mazel Tov
If you put a tomato
On top of your
knickerbocker glory
Instead of a cherry
It counts as a salad; well, that’s my story
My doctor was very unfair
He said that the
handle on my reclining chair
And my TV remote
control device
Are not sufficient
forms of exercise
There are two women
Calling at houses down
our street
Brow beating everyone
Of the poor
householders they meet
They extol the virtues
Of brown bread and its
effect on fitness
One in particular is
quite fierce
I’m sure that she is a
Hovis Witness