PLAYING "COLONEL BOGEY"

Playing "colonel bogey"

I hear the chimes call

Come get an ice cream

Come one and come all

Nothing says it quite like

"Hitler has only got one ball".

GARNISHING

If you put a tomato

On top of your knickerbocker glory

Instead of a cherry

It counts as a salad; well, that’s my story 

ICE CREAM PARLOUR # 2

 

I went to the ice cream parlour

And ordered an ice cream sundae

“Hundreds & thousands?” he asked

“No, I’ll just have the one for today”

ICE CREAM PARLOUR # 1

 

I went to the ice cream parlour

At one of our seaside resorts

And I wanted an ice cream

But, well, there were allsorts

“Knickerbocker glory sir?”

The ice cream man’s retorts

“Yes, I do enjoy a certain amount

Of freedom in these shorts”