A certain healthy horny fellow
With his wild oats to
sow
Will seek a field
that’s fallow
With a mind to plough
the furrow
A certain healthy horny fellow
With his wild oats to
sow
Will seek a field
that’s fallow
With a mind to plough
the furrow
For lent you have to give up
Something that you
enjoy
Well, that gave me a
lot more choices
When I was but a boy
Now it’s not quite so
easy
I don’t enjoy too much
at my age
So, I will have to
give up being cantankerous
Or just give up road
rage
Goodbye Mother T
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of their poverty
And they gathered again and again
God set you on the treadmill
And he made you change your name
And it’s been told to
me that since you died
They put your sandals
in the bin
But having them to cling to
When the pain set in.
I would have liked to have sold them
For just a few quid.
But your Sandals were thrown out long before
One, two, three, four, five.
Once I caught a fish alive,
But what we couldn’t
see
The fish was full of Mercury
Don’t worry about your age
You may look old and
crappy
But you still deserve
to have
A birthday that’s
happy
Dearest friend
You know the song in
my heart
And when I am low
And I have forgotten
the words
You sing it back to me
Thank you for being my
friend
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
“Hey baby, what's your
sign”?
Is a question he may
tender
So just reply to him