IF YOU NEED HELP WHEN MOVING HOUSE

 

If you need help when moving house

You can always call on your buddies

It’s to be expected from everyday friends

But great friends help you move bodies

FRIENDSHIP TIP

 

Don’t let a little dispute

Injure a great friendship

Swallow your pride

And quickly make up

ENDSHIP

 

OldfriEND or New FriEND,

BoyfriEND or GirlfriEND,

BestFRIEND or FriEND,

They all have an END

So if you’re looking for longevity

Look no further than family

OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO STRONG

 

Our friendship is so strong

It will never come apart,

Because the bonds of friendship

Come straight from the heart 

MEASURE YOUR LIFE BY THE QUANTITY OF SMILES

Measure your life by the quantity of smiles,

And forget the tears

Measure your age by the quality of friends,

And forget the passing years

BEFORE THE MOMENT PASSES

 

Before the moment passes

I would just like to say

Don’t you ever forget

Not even for a day

How very special you are

In each and everyway

MY BEST FRIEND STOLE MY WIFE

 

My best friend stole my wife

But I decided not to get bitter

And got my revenge on him

Because I let him keep her

I AM BLESSED WITH FRIENDS

 

I am blessed with friends

Some of them are fruity

Some are soaked in alcohol

Some of them are nutty

Some are sweet

Some add spice

Some add zest

Some smell nice

An abundance of riches

My friend’s numbers are Rife

And when mixed together

They are the fruit cake of life

TRUE COOL

 

They’re the “in crowd”

The cool ones

The clique

 

Wearing the right clothes

Saying the right things

Defining cool

 

The un-cool sit

On the outside looking in

Wishing to be “in”

 

They bully and barrack

And show off to the crowd

The shallow crew

 

Sneering at cleverness

Shaming the boffins

In front of their crowd

 

Soon they will know

They have no future

They’re the cool fools

 

Don’t be envious

Stay with your piers

Friendship rocks

 

Just stand fast

Stick with your friends

That’s true cool

START TO FINISH

 

Start to finish

Beginning to end

Dawn till dusk

Weekday to weekend

Young to old

Forever my friend

FRIENDSHIP # 7

You are my friend

Though you are cracked

But I mean that kindly

Because the cracked

Are truly blessed

As it is they who let in the light 

FRIENDSHIP DEFINED

 

The definition of a real friend

Is someone who would never let a girlfriend

Drink to such excess that they will try

To have sex with a very ugly guy

FRIENDSHIP # 6

 

Dearest friends thank you

For being the air that helps me fly

And the net that catches me

You’re the sun in my sky

FRIENDSHIP # 5

 

Dearest friend, thank you

For being the hand that steadies me

And the foundation beneath me

You’re the calm on my sea

FRIENDSHIP # 4

 

Dearest friend

You know the song in my heart

And when I am low

And I have forgotten the words

You sing it back to me

Thank you for being my friend

FRIENDSHIP # 3

 

Dearest friends thank you

For being there when I need to cry

And when I need to laugh

You’re the blue in my sky

FRIENDSHIP # 2

 

The best friends

Are like four leaf clovers

They are hard to find

But are so lucky to have

Thank you for being my friend

FRIENDSHIP # 1

 

Dearest friend

If I were to jump off a cliff 

I know you wouldn't jump with me 

Because you would be at the bottom

Waiting to catch me

Thank you for being my friend

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 12

 

Congratulations and felicitations

But don’t drink too much at the celebration

Too much may cause you to tell your friends

Again and again that you love them

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 8

 

With a happy heart and a smile

I gladly take the time to send

Fondest wishes in appreciation

Of the most special of friends