GOOL PERAN LOWEN

 

Gool Peran Lowen

It’s St Piran’s Day

He’s revered by “Tinners”

Since their heyday

For sharing the secrets

Of Mining Tin, they say

SENIOR WEEK

 

Since I’ve been retired

Every day is a fun day

My week now consists

Of six Saturdays and a Sunday

TOILET TRAINING

 

When it’s time to siphon the python

First adjust the angle of dangle

And aim true, at the loo

You’ll stand in your own piss, if you miss

Don’t get in a muddle and leave a puddle

When finished shake the snake

Or tap the old chap

Make sure the eye is dry

As you stand there, have a care

Don’t go yet and stow wet

Or you’ll feel the warm glow, down below

SUNDAY SCHOOL QUERY

 

Joshua was asked at a Sunday school meeting

“Do you say a prayer at home before eating”? 

Joshua was puzzled at the query, truth to tell

“No, we don't have to, my Mum cooks very well”

SLEEP DEPRIVATION

 

I lie awake in the wee small hours

Unable to just drift away

My mind is constantly replaying

All the events of the day

I’ve tossed and I’ve turned

I even counted sheep for a bit

Now I find my foot has gone to sleep

And I long to catch up with it

IBS

 

“You have an irritable bowel”

My doctor told me today

It didn’t surprise me at all

It was inevitable in a way

Because I’m a very irritable man

Harsh but true I would say

So why should my bowel

Behave in any other way

MY CAT STORY

 

The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework

“I have just read your story entitled “my cat”

And it is almost exactly the same as your brothers

What do you have to say to that”?

“Well, I didn’t copy Joshua’s story miss” Samuel said

“It’s just that well, we have the same cat”