Friday, 4 March 2022

TOILET TRAINING

 

When it’s time to siphon the python

First adjust the angle of dangle

And aim true, at the loo

You’ll stand in your own piss, if you miss

Don’t get in a muddle and leave a puddle

When finished shake the snake

Or tap the old chap

Make sure the eye is dry

As you stand there, have a care

Don’t go yet and stow wet

Or you’ll feel the warm glow, down below

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