Showing posts with label Homework. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homework. Show all posts

Thursday 9 March 2023

THE CAT ESSAY

 

The teacher said “your essay on “My cat”

Is exactly the same as your brother Matt’s,

Did you copy his work for your story?”

“No, miss, but it's the same cat” said Corey

Friday 26 August 2022

JOSHUA DID HIS MULTIPLICATION

 

Joshua did his multiplication

Homework on the kitchen floor

Because he was apparently

Told not to use tables anymore

Tuesday 31 May 2022

ALPINE QUERY

 

“Dad, Dad where are the Alps”?

“I’m sorry son I cannot say

Ask your mother she’s the one

Who tidies all the stuff away”?

Sunday 10 April 2022

STUDY BUDDY

 

She was just my study buddy

She wasn’t anything to me

She just agreed to help me out

With physics and chemistry

 

She was just my study buddy

She wasn’t interesting to me

But I’m not sure how it happened

But now were doing biology

Friday 4 March 2022

MY CAT STORY

 

The teacher questioned Samuel about his homework

“I have just read your story entitled “my cat”

And it is almost exactly the same as your brothers

What do you have to say to that”?

“Well, I didn’t copy Joshua’s story miss” Samuel said

“It’s just that well, we have the same cat”