ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 2

 

One of the great beneficial

Things after you retire

Is that Tied shoes

Are considered formal attire

PENSIONERS DON’T COUNT PENNIES

 

Pensioners don’t count pennies

Out of necessity

It’s just that only they

Have the time you see

THE COMMON TERM FOR SOMEONE

 

The common term for someone

Who retires but goes to work again

Because they enjoy it too much

To give it up, is criminally insane

DESCRIBING RETIREMENT

 

The best way to describe

Retirement is, make no mistake,

If you ask a pensioner

A never-ending coffee break

THERE’S A DOWNSIDE TO RETIREMENT

 

There’s a downside to retirement

And I think there is only the one

Which is that despite all the extra time

Everything still doesn’t get done

RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T CARE BEING

 

Retired people don’t care being

Called Pensioners on any account

Because the name pensioner comes

With a concessionary discount

ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 1

 

One of the great beneficial

Things after you retire

Is that polished shoes

Are considered formal attire

SENIOR CLASSES

 

The biggest advantage

Of taking classes while in retirement

Is if you play hooky

No one is going to ring your parents

MY UNCLE JOHN IS RETIRED

 

My Uncle John is retired

He doesn’t miss work, He says

But the people he worked with

During his professional days

Of course he lies to spare them

Which is one of his ways

SENIOR RETIREMENT

 

At last, I’m retired

It’s just what I desired

So goodbye to the tension

And hello to my pension

SENIOR WEEK

 

Since I’ve been retired

Every day is a fun day

My week now consists

Of six Saturdays and a Sunday

THANK GOD THAT’S OVER

 

I'm so glad I am leaving

It’s not before time

It’s like release from prison

After committing no crime

 

It’s a cause for celebration

Bring on the dancing girls

Crack open a bottle

Let’s get the flags unfurled

 

I’ve worked too many years

For Scrooge like employers

Today is a joyful occasion

It’s the greatest of pleasures

 

I'm so glad I am leaving

It’s all I have desired

Thank God the day has come

I’m so glad I’ve retired