UNFRIENDLY TO HENRY

 

The both are false friends in my eyes 

I see them stand like vultures in the wings   

Straining on my good nature, and times run out     

Follow my instinct and upon this course      

I cry “sod that Gary England and sister George”

WHATS IN A NAME (4)

 

Does anyone know will Peter Boyle?

Does anyone know is Joe Royal?

Does anyone think will William Tell?

Does anyone know does Joan Bakewell?

RULE BRITANNIA # 1

 

It’s great not being

Foreign all the same

As my country rarely

Changes its name

PLAYING FOOTSIE

 

He was not the brightest bloke

And he thought it’s fair to say

That the FTSE one hundred

Was some kind of foreplay

DAY BY DAY

 

Mums have Mother’s Day

Dad's have Father’s Day

Single girls have Valentine’s Day

Single men have Palm Sunday

AIR HEAD

 

Bimbette went to the airport

And saw a sign that said

“Airport left,” she turned around

And went home instead

PUBLIC INQUIRY

 

Our venerable leader Tony Blair

Stood smiling in the media glair

Andrew Gilligan stood by his story

As the PM lied to Liberal and Tory

The Alasdair Campbell dossier lied

And poor David Kelly was crucified

At the BBC Greg Dyke resigned as D.G.

Tony Blair smiled a bit too smugly

He wanted a way to keep the truth hid

That’s what the Hutton whitewash did