Our venerable leader Tony Blair
Stood
smiling in the media glair
Andrew
Gilligan stood by his story
As
the PM lied to Liberal and Tory
The
Alasdair Campbell dossier lied
And
poor David Kelly was crucified
At
the BBC Greg Dyke resigned as D.G.
Tony
Blair smiled a bit too smugly
He
wanted a way to keep the truth hid
That’s
what the Hutton whitewash did
When the champagne socialists came to power
They would have liked the queen put in the tower
But in order to get their changes to the lords
A compromise was required of the Blairite hordes
A deal was struck to keep the Queen on the throne
But Liz wanted the decree in words of her own
Mandy said, “look sweetheart read it as written
And you keep the castle and stay Queen of Britain"
