They can only use the car
On
Mondays and Wednesdays
In
Redneck schools for drivers Ed
And
that’s because
On
Tuesday Thursday and Friday,
They can only use the car
On
Mondays and Wednesdays
In
Redneck schools for drivers Ed
And
that’s because
On
Tuesday Thursday and Friday,
I lost my thesaurus today
It was after the exam
I can’t find the words to describe
How upset I am
Why did Albert Schweitzer die?
Or
why Albert Einstein passed by
They
knew too much that’s why
When you’re young you think that
You
have all the answers to mention
However,
the truth of the matter is that
You
don’t even know every question
The Teacher asks one of the class clowns
"Can you give me three collective nouns?"
Tommy replies in keeping with his demeanour
"Flypaper,
wastebasket, and vacuum cleaner"
A professor of linguistics was lecturing one day
“In English, a double negative form a positive.”
He paused for effect then he continued to say
“In Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However, there is no language” he began to recite.
“Wherein a double positive can form a negative”
A voice from the back called out "Yeah, right."
Sam asked a question of his teacher
He
asked it of the stern Miss Meacher
You
wouldn’t punish me, would you?
For
something that I did not do
Of
course, not boy, answered Miss
Spitting
the reply out with a hiss
That’s
a relief he began to explain
As
I didn't do my homework again