THE CRUCIFIXION

 

He was crucified, and then

As he ascended into heaven

Jesus was heard to say

Up, up and Yahweh

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 429

 

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice and all things nice

That's what little girls are made of?

Well try to remember that the next time

Your holding her hair while she throwing up

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER WAISTCOAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter waistcoat?

Oh yes it’s a real crowd pleaser

Though perhaps not ecclesiastical

It makes you look like a geezer

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting hero

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Rabbit De Niro

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TIE?

 

Are you wearing an Easter tie?

Well, my next question is why?

Because although it’s not unpleasant

You don’t have to wear a present

THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD

 

The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road

And the reason for that I bet

Is quite simple and can only be

Because he wasn't a chicken yet

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 2

 

The only way the Easter Bunny

Can decorate eggs in time for Easter

Is to paint them all, otherwise

They would have to use wallpaper

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Easter spats?

To walk in the Easter Parade

Well, you’re a century out of fashion

If you give or take a decade

EASTER LILY VINE

 

The Easter Lily vine

Likes to entwine

This woody Evergreen

With leaves of glossy sheen

The flowers are a showy sight

Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TOP?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?

Well, they’re right on the money

They’re perfect for the Easter Parade

And you look as cute as a bunny

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Well maybe not but bear with me

So, for this exercise he’s the winner

And Cluck Norris that would be

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 428

 

Three blind mice? Three blind mice?

Avoiding my baited traps, every single one

Visually impaired, see how they run,

Thumbing their noses when all said and done

MY SON WAS A MASTER EASTER EGG HUNTER

 

My son was a master Easter Egg Hunter

From the time he was a few years old

And had it become an Olympic event,

He would have easily have won the Gold

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

I’m glad you gave them a whirl

I think they really suit you

Will you be my bunny girl?

ARE YOU WEARING A COTTON TAIL?

 

Are you wearing a cotton tail?

Well, you’re a very sexy rabbit

I really like dressing up games

It’s become one of my dirty habits

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER DRESS?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?

The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant

I’m itching to pull at that bow

So, I can unwrap my Easter present

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting Ophelia

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Bunnie Bedelia

EASTER MEANING

 

Easter bunny

In his furry suit

Baby Chickens

Soft and cute

Easter cards

Of greeting

Sing praise at the

Sunday meeting

And remember

The meaning of Easter

 

It’s the chocolate eggs

It’s a no brainer

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter Day does not commemorate

The day in the gardens Of Gethsemane

When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate