ARE YOU WEARING DANCING PUMPS?

 

Are you wearing dancing pumps?

Just like the great Darcy Bussle

But with your unusual body shape

Take care you don’t pull a muscle

THE SENIOR CITIZENS GROUP

 

The Senior Citizens group

Were one of the very top

Break dancing troupes

And they were called Hip Op

ARE YOU WEARING A BALL GOWN?

 

Are you wearing a ball gown?

And it’s a designer one too

Well, you’re a bit over dressed

For feeding time at the zoo

THE HOKEY COKEY # 3

 

I’m learning the Hokey Cokey

After all that’s what it’s all about

I haven’t learned it all just yet 

But I’ve got all the ins and outs

THE HOKEY COKEY # 1

 

I just realised that I haven't done

The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about.

I guess that when you get older,

You just forget what it's all about.

THE HOKEY COKEY # 2

 

Getting over my Hokey Cokey

Addiction was very hard I found

But with help from friends and

Family, I've turned myself around

FRED ASTAIRE WAS BELIEVED TO BE

 

Fred Astaire was believed to be

The greatest Dancer in his field

But Ginger Rodgers did the same

Only backwards and in heels

COUPLES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

 

Couples on the dance floor

In the heat of their oscillation

Can very easily find themselves

In an agreeable osculation

UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR

 

Up on the dance floor

I have two left feet

And cannot impress

The girls that I meet

As I gyrate like my shorts

Are full of live ants

But I do much better at

The dance with no pants

THE GIRL IN THE CRINOLINE GOWN

 

The girl in the crinoline gown

Danced like in a dream

While moving in unfashionable

Circles it would seem

ARE YOU WEARING BALLET SHOES?

 

Are you wearing ballet shoes?

Not really suitable attire,

If you don’t mind me saying,

For working on the farm squire

GREAT ROYAL WIFE NEFERTITI

 

Great Royal wife Nefertiti

Was the Ancient Egyptian Queen

Good time girl Nefertutu

Is just a modern dancing Queen

DANCING TO HIP HOP

 

I like breakin’ and poppin’

And dancing to Hip hop

At Sixty I should be stoppin’

As I’m down for a Hip op

THE ORIGINS OF DANCE # 2

 

If Scottish dancers

Come from Scotland

And Irish dancers

Come from Ireland

Are Pole dancers

From Poland?

DREAMS ARE REALLY VERY ODD # 2

 

Dreams are really very odd

Last night my wife sat up and said

“Tell Lionel to stop

It’s really hurting my head”

I enquired politely

What the hell she was on about

“Lionel Blair is in the wardrobe

Get the tosser out”

Now considering the early hour

I had the patience of Job

And softly said “Why would he 

Be in our wardrobe”?

A fare question, I thought

She just gave me a frown

“Tap dancing you idiot”

And then she lay back down

DAVY JONES DISCO

 

If you go to a seafood disco

For a tango and a tussle

Don’t complain about bad luck

If you only pull a muscle

THE NINE MUSES OF THE ARTS – THALIA (MUSE OF COMEDY)

 

The nine muses

Daughters of Zeus

Inspiring of mortals

And nurturers of the arts

The eighth was,

The divine Thalia,

Flourishing, in bloom,

Was the muse of comedy and idyllic poetry

A comic mask in her hand

The praises of Thalia, rustic goddess

And in her songs flourish through time

THE NINE MUSES OF THE ARTS – TERPSICHORE (MUSE OF DANCING)

 

The nine muses

Daughters of Zeus

Inspiring of mortals

And nurturers of the arts

The seventh was,

The divine Terpsichore,

Delight of dancing,

Muse of choral songs and dance

A lyre in her hand

Accompanies the dancers

Terpsichore muse of dance

Mother of the sirens