SHE HAD BUTTERFLIES IN HER STOMACH

 

She had butterflies in her stomach

When she walked round the Zoo

Which is why she was later banned

From the Butterfly House and the Zoo

ARE YOU WEARING A BALL GOWN?

 

Are you wearing a ball gown?

And it’s a designer one too

Well, you’re a bit over dressed

For feeding time at the zoo

MY GRANDAD WAS KILLED BY A ZULU

 

I was always led to believe that

My grandad was killed by a Zulu

But he was killed when the roof

Collapsed in a London Zoo Loo

THEY’VE STARTED A BREEDING PROGRAM

 

They’ve started a breeding program

At our local petting zoo

But visitors are worried it will

Become a heavy petting zoo

MEMORY OF AN ELEPHANT

 

Apparently, my Dad

Has the memory of an Elephant

When he was a boy

At the Zoo he saw an Elephant

THE BEAR STARE

 

I have a photograph

Of a magnificent Polar Bear

It was taken at one of those sea life places

The polar bear is underwater

Looking through the glass

At an inquisitive little boy

Whose face was pressed up against the glass

And you can see in the Polar Bears

Intelligent soulful eyes

As it looks at the inquisitive little boy

That he is thinking to himself

“If I could just get through this glass

I would eat you as a snack”

SHE HAD BUTTERFLIES IN HER STOMACH

 

She had butterflies in her stomach

When she walked round the Zoo

Which is why she was later banned

From the Butterfly House and the Zoo

THE HEART OF A LION

 

My granddad has

The heart of a Lion

And a lifetime ban

From Woburn

THE HEART OF A LION

 

My granddad has

The heart of a Lion

And a lifetime ban

From Woburn

FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO

The difference between a Northern Zoo

And one in Mississippi

A southern zoo has a description of the animal

Along with “a recipe”

MEMORY OF AN ELEPHANT

 

Apparently, my Dad

Has the memory of an Elephant

When he was a boy

He went Zoo and saw an Elephant