A QUESTION OF HEALTH

 

If you stopped taking exercise

When you got your first TV remote

And you haven’t eaten lettuce

Since Maggie Thatcher got the vote

If you haven’t seen your feet

Since you were at primary school

And you think that a microwave

Is actually a power tool

If you think that alcohol

Is itself a food group

And you eat more crispy croutons

Than you do low calorie soup

If you answered yes

To any part of this questionnaire

Then someone is reading this

Too you in intensive care