72 Miles From The Sea

Friday 30 June 2023

Are you wearing a denim skirt?

Whether it’s in fashion or not

If you don’t mind me being bold

You manage to make it look hot

I’m something of a joker

In fact, I’m comedy crazy

I even have a Sloth joke

But to be fare it’s a bit lazy

There is a difference between

A skinny blonde schmuck

And a counterfeit US dollar

Is that one is a phony buck

Is one question that still lingers

But clearly the obvious conclusion

Is large nostrils are the reason

There is a great difference

Between medium and rare?

Six inches is only medium

But eight is much more rare

There is a difference, you will find

Between a Solicitor and a catfish

For one is a scum-sucking scavenger

While the other is a type of fish

I got an elephant, for my sons’ room

Though it’s really more like a bedsit

And he was incredibly grateful to me

But I said in response "Don't mention it"