CULINARY DIFFERENCES

 

The difference between

Pea soup and roast beef

Is simple enough to deduce

You can roast beef

DIFFERENCES # 4

 

There is a difference,

Which you will find,

Is quite definite

Between a plastic model,

And an MP.

As one is a glue less kit

DIFFERENCES # 3

 

The difference between Santa Claus

And a serial philanderer, as it goes

Is in essence a total lack of self-control

Because Santa stopped at three ho’s

DIFFERENCES # 2

 

There is definitely a difference,

So please make no mistake,

Between crisps and a condom

One of them you salt and shake

DIFFERENCES # 1

 

There is a difference between

A skinny blonde schmuck

And a counterfeit US dollar

Is that one is a phony buck

MEDIUM OR RARE

 

There is a great difference

Between medium and rare?

Six inches is only medium

But eight is much more rare