ELEPHANTS HAVE REALLY THICK SKIN

 

Even though they never forget

Elephants have really thick skin

So, you can say whatever you like

And really stick the knife in

I GOT AN ELEPHANT

 

I got an elephant, for my sons’ room

Though it’s really more like a bedsit

And he was incredibly grateful to me

But I said in response "Don't mention it"

MEMORY OF AN ELEPHANT

 

Apparently, my Dad

Has the memory of an Elephant

When he was a boy

At the Zoo he saw an Elephant

ELEPHANTS HAVE REALLY THICK SKIN

 

Even though they never forget

Elephants have really thick skin

So, you can say whatever you like

And really stick the knife in